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You've been hunting for a while. A long while. Your entire life.

Hoping. Wishing. That you could find the one.

Hundreds. Thousands of women that you've come across. And yet, you remained unlucky.

Now, you've had crushes, of course. And yet, it's never returned.

It's just something about you. Something just doesn't hit with the ladies you miss every single time.