Many years ago I saw a sexy chub like you about 80 miles northwest of DC. He was standing beside the highway totally nude. I was driving with my wife & mother and my mother exclaimed, "He's playing with himself!". My wife was shocked into silence. I just laughed & said, "Welcome to Maryland".
Goodness, how I would love to see a naked man along the road. I would want to stop, but I would probably scare him away since he might think that I am going to turn him in. I would try to turn around and pass by as much as I can. I yearn to see naked men in real life instead of just pictures.