Zdzirowata żona z dużymi piersiami jeździ na tym wielkim kutasie jak profesjonalista

If someone told me before I got married what my life as a housewife would look like, I

would have never spoken a vow.

Or even had to say yes to the idea.

What the fuck have I gotten myself into?

My life shouldn't be full of doing petty chores, or of constant cleaning.